Token

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

Randy Marsh: You see, Token, when a man and a woman really love each other, the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called 'making love,' and its normal.
Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?

Token: How do you know? None of us has ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having ... sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.

Token: Here you go Ms. Chokesondick!