Terrance & Phillip

Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs. Phillip: Oh yeah!

Phillip: I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.
Terrance: I did Phillip!
Phillip: What!!
Terrance: I learned that you are a boner-biting- dick-fuck-fuck-face!

Terrance: Wow. Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But, we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?

Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.

Philip: This is worse than the time I fell asleep with your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Terrance: I know, Philip, I know.

Terrance: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

Terrance: Oh, Phillip. How will we ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place? We don't speak the language, we are unwelcome strangers, and we have no idea where to begin.
Phillip: Oh, look. There she is.

Phillip: Look at their silly American heads.
Terrance: They look like groundhogs.