The Simpsons
Här är
några bevingade ord av The Simpsons:
Homer Simpson
Me, judge a pig contest? But I'm no super genius... or
are I?
- Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like Elvis,
gremlins, and eskimos.
- If you not succed at the
first try, its not worth the effort.
- Mmmm, television! Teacher. Mother... Secret lover.
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The
lesson is, never try.
- Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could
buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
-"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he
wouldn't have made them out of meat."
- D'OH!
"-stupid flanders"
"-Mmm cheap chokolate"Homer i chokoladlandet
"- Mmm forbidden
doughnut"
"I am normally not a religous
man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
''To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key?- Homer vid datorn
"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's
for daddies and kids with fake ID:s."
- Homer
"You don't make friends with sallad"
Homer - Working with children gives me a high only
morphine can top. You got any?!
Doh...nuts! Mmm "Do(h)nuts"
Homer:OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But
let's cooperate on this one now, and I'll get back to killing you with beer and
peanuts later
Homers hjärna:You've
got it!
Please Mr Alien, Dont eat
me, I have a family eat them- HOOOMER
Trying, is the first step to failure - Homer
Homer: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep
meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not worth
doing!
God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my
kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
Homer: "look! im a happy guy from happyland!
and i live in a chocklatehouse with other happy guys! and
i walk around like this.."
-dörren
slås igen-
-dörren
öppnas-
"by the way... i was being sarcastic"
-dörren
stängs-
Marge :
"well, duuuh"
"Oh Marge, stop blaming yourself all the time! Blame
yourself once, and move on."
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of
life's problems - Homer
Come on Picky Richardo, he
made us a great breakfast and you're just
riding his butt, and not in the good way. - Homer
I sin helhet:
Homer: aww $20, but I wanted
a peanut..
Homers hjärna: but $20 will
give you many peanuts
Homer: explain!
Homers Hjärna : Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Homer: WOOHOO
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and
it hasn't --
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as
hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such. - Homer
"It takes two to lie
Marge. One that lies and one that listens."
Homer: Can't murder now, eating.
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The
baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us
until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined
that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.
It's pronounced "N..U..C..E-LEAR"... "N..U..C..E-LEAR".
Homer
får reda på att man kan köra bilar på alkohol och så tankar han den i sina
tankar.
"Hmm.. alcohol fueled cars? One for you, one for me, one for you, one
for..."
Well son, you tried your best and you failed
miserably. The lesson is - never try.
(Inbrott)
"Lisa... can you open the window, the police have
daddys fingerprints...."
"I don't have to be careful. I have a gun."
"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm
not listening."
"Homer no function beer well without."
"Oh, they have the Internet on computers
now."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events,
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
Ambulanspersonal: "You've consumed a dangerous amount of
alcohol."
Homer: "The only dangerous amount is none."
Marge: "Homer, what are you still doing here? You
should be at work!"
Homer: "They told me that if i'm
late again i'll get fired and I just can't take that
risk".
Homer: "... but I'm no genious.. or are I?.."
Homer: "... Oh man, I'm in no condition to
drive.... WAIT A MINUTE, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm DRUNK!"
Homer diskuterar
Bibeln.
-Talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner...
except this guy!
Det
roliga med citatet är att Homer talar om Bibeln som om han inte fattar att det
inte är vilken bok som helst. Som det vore en deckare, eller vanlig roman.
"Preachy!" "This guy" syftar såklart på Jesus.
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my
brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to
drive?
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold,
and eaten!
Parenting is all about The Three R:s. Reading TV-Guide, er,
(w)riting to TV-Guide, and... renewing
TV-Guide.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Eller
när Mr Burns myglar in Homer på college och han eldar upp sitt highschool
diploma vilket leder till att väggen diplomet hängde på tar eld och han dansar
runt och sjunger:
"I am so smart, I am so smart......S.M.R.T, I mean S.M.A.R.T!"
Homer: From now I shall be known as Homer Jay Simpson.
När han
tagit reda på av mellanbokstaven J i hans namn står för-
Men min
favoritscen är när Homer bygger en grill, men inte klarar av det utan blir
förbannad och attackerar den med en parasoll och skriker det där desperata
skriket som han har och sen landar på gräset som om han svimmat eller något
samtidigt som parasollet fälls upp. Haha ovärderligt
Först
tappar han instruktionerna i betongen som han just lagt där grillen ska stå.. och så blir
den helt klibbig.
English side destroyed, must use french
side.....
"Le grill, what the hell is le grill"
En annan
favoritscen är när Homer och Bart jobbar som tivoliarbetare! När cheif Wiggum
kommer och vill ha muta för att inte slå igen ståndet!
Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is
crooked.
Homer: And how?
Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a
little uh, understanding here.
Homer: [monotone] I understand.
Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..
Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend,
<Bill>. Have you seen any <Bills> around here?
Homer: No, he's Bart.
Wiggum: [frustrated] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as
I speak, okay?
Homer: Okay.
Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for [wink] is Mr. <Bribe>.
[wink, wink]
Homer: [clueless] It's a Ring
Toss game.
Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.
Homer i vapenaffären:
- I believe you have some sort of firearm for me?
- Well let's se here, according to your background
check you've been in a mental institution...
- Yeah...
- Frequent problems with alocohol...
- Hohoho yeah...
- You beat up president Bush!
- Former
president...
Butiksägaren
sätter en stämpel på Homers papper
- Potentially dangerous?!
- Relax! That just limits you to 3 hand guns or
less...
- Woohoo!
Homer: Do you want a donut?
Lisa: Dont you have any
fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit
Burns: I'm riding on the bus!
Barney: Hey, aren't you the guy everybody hates?
Burns: Oh my, no! I'm Monty Burns.
Homer
tar en titt på jordgloben och upptäcker Uruguay:
"Look at this country; 'U R Gay". Hehe!"
Inte
ett citat, men ett oslagbart klipp...
Bart Simpsons
"What's Santa's Little Helper
doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make
it." - Bart
"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just
something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman
or Michael
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions
come together to worship Jesus Christ." - Bart
"Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!" - Bart
Lisa
"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting
Republican."- Lisa
Mr Burns
Mr. Burns (med Homers hjärna
på huvudet): Look at me Smithers! I'm Davy Crocket!
Mr. Burns - stop wasting my time, you corn fed man
cow!
Mr Burns - Schindler and I are like peas in a pod:
we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!"
"Since the beginning of time man has always
wanted to block out the sun" - Mr. Burns
Working hard or hardly working - Mr Burns
Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman: Now in the spirit of the season, start
shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise
you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may
include hookers with a cold.
"Dozens of people are gunned down each day in
Chief Wiggum
Chief Wiggum: All right, you
scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight. It
takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told
you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man: I've have it up to here
with your "rules"!
[leaves]
"No jury in the world is going to convict a
baby... hmm, maybe
"Put out an APB for a
male suspect, driving a... car of some sort and heading in the direction of,
uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. I repeat, the
driver is hatless!" - Polischef Wiggum
Barney
Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an
alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit
that you have a problem!
Moe
När
Springfield precis undgått att förstöras av en enorm komet som hotat träffa
staden säger Moe:
- Let´s go burn down the
observatory so this will never happen again!
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