Leopold
"Butters" Stotch
Thumper: Hey, little dude! You've got some crap right here.
Butters: That's my face, sir!
Butters: Look! You can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks!
Butters: I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy
goth kid.
Butters: I have to get to
Butters: Uhhh-uhh... I ain't
suppose to tell you that, if I told you that, well I'd
be a no-good Yankee son of a bitch.
Stan: We'll give you ten bucks.
Butters: Oh, ok.
Truck Driver: Man, I could really go for some poon tang
right now.
Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding right now, too.
Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure! I'm good at all kinds of
jobs.
Bebe: You guys are such assholes!
Butters: At least we have assholes, you
dumb girl.
Bebe: God, you're so stupid!
Cartman: Butters will give handjobs in the corner for
a dollar.
Butters: Sure, I'm good at all sorts of
jobs.
Butters: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my
own screams.
Stephen: Right, Uh, see the reason that
you are...
Butters: And then I always get woken up
in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
Butters: Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for
2 whole days!
Butters: We're not Christian, we just pretended to be.
Cartman: Remind me to cut your balls off when we get
back.
Butters (as Professor Chaos): Damn it! How come every time I think of s-somethin' clever, The Simpsons already
did it?
Butters: Loo, loo, loo ... I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo ..
you got some too.
Butters: Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for
2 whole hours!
Butters: Where I go, destruction will follow.
Butters: I am Professor Chaos, and now this puny world will bow down to me.
Butters: I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
Butters: Wow. A present before my birthday? My
birthday's on September 11th.
Butters: My parents are going to be really mad.
Butters: Inspector Butters is on the case, ma'am